im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
Lol I hate it when people dont reply to me and sent this to my boyfriend this weekend when he ignored me. I love it lol
He doesn’t love me anymore and he’s seeing someone new
And there was me scared that I’d take him back again
I’m such an idiot
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
thought I’d try this out
An entire cherry pie and half a tub of ice cream for dinner
yup I’m an adult
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.